Squidward: SpongeBob! (franks comes in and bring him a dollar) Why don't you mop your way over the kitchen. (points at frank) We need another Krabby Patty.
SpongeBob: Sure thing. (SpongeBob walks to make a Krabby Patty. He puts a Patty in a Tomato and He adds too much Mustard on it. Mr. Krabs opens the hot shelter and smells he add too much Mustard.)
Mr. Krabs: What's that?
SpongeBob: (puts on the last bun) Perfection. (Mr. Krabs walks to see SpongeBob.)
Mr. Krabs: I don't think so. (grabs a Krabby Patty and looks too much Mustard. Mr. Krabs gets angry at SpongeBob.) You use too much Mustard!
SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs I...
Mr. Krabs: You obiously you didn't use hydronic Mustard gauge. (Mr. Krabs uses a spoon and scoop some Mustard. Mr. Krabs gasps and uses only 101% seeds.) You think Mustard grows from seeds! (throws a spoon away) Oh, and this list all me broken! (types the typing letters and ripps off) 411 years!
Mr. Krabs: You're skills are rusty, you're not use your sharpself! Did you have breakfast this morning?
SpongeBob: Yes, I had a cup of sea kelp and a neptune muffin.
Mr. Krabs: Hmm... what would about sleep, young man. Did you get enough sleep?
SpongeBob: I did go to bed 2 minutes later usual.
Mr. Krabs: (looks at SpongeBob) That's it! (points at SpongeBob's body) You're insomniac!
Mr. Krabs: You're a person who can't sleep and you can't get enough sleep! You're mind starts to go! (SpongeBob surprised) Here. (takes SpongeBob the spatula and grabs him to the grill) Come on! Now, cook! (SpongeBob starts to flip Patties. But Mr. Krabs caught him flipping a Patty.) I knew it! You lift it a Patty from one side, instead of striaght up! What are you trying to do sabotage me! (takes a spatula and puts him outside) Now, you go home and get some rest!
SpongeBob: Oh, but sir I can't work miss work at the Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: Miss work? If you keep making mistakes like that boyo and will be no Krusty Krab!
SpongeBob: No, Krusty Krab?!
Mr. Krabs: That's right! (points at the road) Now, get!
SpongeBob: (walks down the road) Yes, sir.
Mr. Krabs: Come back tomorrow, after a good night sleep!
Spongebob: I just don't get it gary, I don't usualy have a problem sleeping do I?
Gary: (Chewes his snail food)
Spongebob: Well I am not going to allow a mistake like today is to happen again. I am going straight to bed!
Spongebob: This pillow is as hard as a rock!
Spongebob: What to do?
Gary: Meow Meow Meow Meow
Spongebob: Your right gary! Warm milk puts me right to sleep!
Spongebob: Now, That should do the trick!
Spongebob: (Milk pours out of spongebob's holes) Boy, It sure is quiet around here. Only 5 hours untill I go to work. 5 hours 59 minutes, 5 hours 59 minutes 51 seconds, 5 hours 59 minutes 41 seconds! (Spongebob throws the clock away) What if I don't get to sleep at all? Ohhh, Mr.Krabs was right (Camera goes on spongebob's eyes) I am a insomniac. What am I gonna do? I need some help. (Spongebob runs to patricks) Patrick, Patrick wake up. (Spongebob pulls patrick up)
Patrick: Mmmm, Spongecake. (Chews on spongebobs hand)
Spongebob: Ow, Ow! Nevermind that patrick! I need your help desperatly! I'm a insomniac! I need to sleep!
Patrick: Say no more buddy, I know just the thing! (Takes a deep breath and blows off the sand and grabs a book) Get comfy!
Spongebob: Oo! A bedtime story! (Pulls up the sand into a pillow and lays down)
Patrick: OK. Once upon a time there was a sleepy little boy.
Spongebob: Ah, Yay!
Patrick: And the sleepy boy was the sleepyest boy in all the kingdom!
Spongebob: Sounds like me.
Patrick: And one night he nestled in the bed for a long slumber. And Sir Cecil, The sea sleep king sprinkled him with mistical sleepy dust. He couldn't have been cozyer. When, Without warning, An exitable sea troll bursted through the window "Wakey Wakey Sleepy Doo!" He bellowed. Then suddenly he was whisked away by eagle wigged mulisks into the night skyyyy!
Spongebob: What are you doing? And what kind of a bedtime story is that?
Patrick: Its called "The land of Perpetual Excitement" You know, Its a "get out of bed" story.
Spongebob: Patrick, I'm trying to go to sleep.
Patrick: (Throws the book on spongebob nose) Hmmm... Oh I know! I'll sing you a lulluby from my child hood! "Get up be active, Get up be active, GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! Get up don't lie down! Get up don't lie down! Get upp don't lie downnn! Get up be active Get up be active! Get up be active! Get up don't lie downnn!
Spongebob: (yelling) Patrick! This isn't help either!
Patrick: Well, What, What, Well, I don't know what you want from me, Its not like I have some magic wand to wave. (Gets magic tools) Or do I...
Spongebob: Oh, Barnacles.
Patrick: Hocus, Poucus!
Spongebob: Patrick, Get serious please!
Patrick: Abra, Catadra!
Spongebob: I appreciate your efforts, But we gotta keep trying buddy.
Patrick: Spongebob, I see your serious about this now. I didn't want to do this, But i'm gonna let you in on a little family secret. Old grandma suffered from servere toe barnacles.
Patrick: And she invented the solution for just this problem. Drink up.
Spongebob: OK... Patrick, How is this gonna-
Patrick: DRINK IT!
Spongebob: Hey, That wasn't half bad. What was that anyway?
Spongebob: C-C-C-Coffee? Oh, For the last time patrick i'm trying to GO TO SLEEP!
Spongebob: Uh Oh.. Feeling jittery, Heart pounding, Teeth grinding... (Legs start to run by themselfs) Uh oh. (Starts to fly around and then breaks patricks rock) No, No! Guys, We gotta get to sleep. Well, I guess I just have to let my legs tire out before I can catch up with my reary brain.
Sea Troll: Wakey Wakey Sleepy Doo!
Spongebob: Ahh! Sea troll! Huh? Just a shrub. Keep going till you crash Spongebob.
Warm Milk: Spongebob, Why'd you drink me?
Spongebob: I'm sorry warm milk, You just tasted so good. (Rubs eyes) Shoo! That billboard is definitly NOT talking to you.
Warm Milk: Why Spongebob, Why?
Mustard Krabs: Your wasting all me mustard Boyo!
(Spongebob notices him and runs)
Mustard Krabs: Me profits! Me profits!
(The mustard gets in spongebobs way and he backs up and knocks over mustard barrels)
Squidwards: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HA! Mr.Krabs is going to be upset! (Drown spongebob)
(A seagull takes spongebob and takes him to patrick)
(Spongebob gets eaten by patrick and breaks his bed when he landed)
Spongebob: Whats this? Another vision? Why, Why? Oh, Please let me sleep for just 5 minutes!
Sir Cecil: Do not dispair my child.
Spongebob: Sir Cecil, The sea sleep king!
Sir Cecil: Just close your eyes in slumber. And i'll sprinkle you with some magic dust! (Picks up the dust and tosses it on spongebob)
Spongebob: Its getting all sleepish around here. (Goes back into reality) Thank you Sir Cecil. Hmm? Hey, Looks like I finaly got some sleep. Now to prepare for work. (Puts hat in a hole) For work. (Goes to work) Bye Gary.
Mr.Krabs: Boyo? (Snaps)
(Spongebob flops up)
Spongebob: Yes sir, Spongebob reporting for sleeping.
Mr.Krabs: Ew! Your stinking like davey jones locker! Are you sure you didn't forget something boy?
Spongebob: Your right mr.krabs, How could I be so forgetful?
(SpongeBob washes his hands with the mustard dispenser)
SpongeBob: All employees must wash their hands.
Mr. Krabs: What are you doing? That's not the sink! (SpongeBob gets into the mustard barrel)
Spongebob: I know, I just need a quiet place to nap.
Mr.Krabs: You didn't heat my words did ya? You couldn't be bothered to get some shut eye could ya?
Spongebob: I'm sorry Mr.Krabs, I tried, I really really tried! But my insomnia got the best of me! (Spongebob starts to cry tears of mustard)
Mr.Krabs: Now he's crying away me mustard. THATS ENOUGH BOY! Me profits! (Mr.Krabs is surprised) Huh? Your crying the perfect amount! Hold it boyo, Your a natural mustard dispenser!